Half the band. A quarter of the talent. Come grab some delicious food and watch us attempt to do what no one has ever done…an acoustic version of Mr. Brightside. Will there be corn? That’s up to you.
Upcoming Shows
We’re teaming up with our good buddy Kyle Brewer to put the pee in Shakopee. Songs we didn’t write, beer we didn’t make, and corn slathered in so much truffle oil you can smell it from Burnsville. Let’s Go!
Silver Bay we’re coming and we hope you bring the corn!
We’re playing Bay Days with our good friends ATARI.
And while the Bay Days are memorable, the Bay Nights are unforgettable. Yeeehaaaw!
We’re playing Bay Days with our good friends ATARI.
And while the Bay Days are memorable, the Bay Nights are unforgettable. Yeeehaaaw!
What’s better than sitting by the river munching on some sweet corn?
Why music of course.
Music played by men in their late 30’s, at a C- level.
Come on out and catch what some have called “Hard to watch at best”.
Let’s do this, Hastings!
Why music of course.
Music played by men in their late 30’s, at a C- level.
Come on out and catch what some have called “Hard to watch at best”.
Let’s do this, Hastings!
You’re probably tired of hearing about private events. Why would we even post private events on our “shows” page? Well the answer is simple: If we don’t, the petulant corn mongers stop feeding us the sweet grain nourishment we require to sustain us through matrimony season. Corn is love. Corn is life.
Playing on the patio. Corn hole, corn meal, and maybe even some Korn. Probably not tho, freak on a leash doesn’t really translate on a 12-string.
They said it couldn’t be done and a short 13 years later we’re here! We’re gonna let loose on thirsty Thursday and maybe have a few extra corn-on-the-cobs for good measure!
Hoyt Boy! We’ve played some water carnivals in our day (mostly in our college days, you know experimental rock) but we’ve never been to Hoyt’s lake. Come to think of it, Carnival means corn. Oh hell yes!
WE TOLD YOU, IT’S PRIVATE. YOU CANT COME. GET OUTTA THIS SHOW DESCRIPTION.
Okay, here’s the deal, if you can rustle up a few dozen corn-on-cobs we’ll sneak you in the back.
DON’T TELL ANYONE THO!
Okay, here’s the deal, if you can rustle up a few dozen corn-on-cobs we’ll sneak you in the back.
DON’T TELL ANYONE THO!
We’re spending the last day of July the only way we know how: playing Bunkers and chomping corn.
Come on down for only public show in Mpls for 4-5ish weeks.
Doors 8pm
Show 9pm-1am
$10 @ the door
Cash only (ATM on-site)
Come on down for only public show in Mpls for 4-5ish weeks.
Doors 8pm
Show 9pm-1am
$10 @ the door
Cash only (ATM on-site)
Back in North Dakota were the people desire commitment and the corn is abundant. Private event. See you in Fall!
Corporate events, wish they were Cornplate events. Just kidding, we’ll get our kernels. Stoked to celebrate night of synergy, growth, and teamwork!
What can’t be said about a private event that hasn’t already been said?
Also, is there anything better than a delightfully buttered cob?
Also, is there anything better than a delightfully buttered cob?
Celebrating two people that go together like peas and pod, better yet, two people that go together like corn-on-the-cob.